I can’t even.
[Marvel Adventures: Avengers #38.]
The Hulk at a petting zoo. Too freakin funny. LOL
The Hulk once set free a huge lab full of animals being held for cosmetic testing, and not a single fuck was given. You go, Hulk. You go.
Avengers 2 should just be Mark Ruffalo petting bunnies.
"Well, looks like Apple Bucking Season is almost upon us! Who’s ready to buck for some apples?"
DS bucks a tree, causing a lemon to fall out of it. “I am!” she calls out joyfully.
Yes well…. as long as you’re still reasonably sane I guess it’s okay! *Hugs you*
Thanks! I like your…. whatever all that stuff is? Are you okay?
“Hello! That’s a really cool suit of armor you have there! I’m Discord Sparkle, what’s your name?”
The armored boy stopped and looked down at the small creature. To him, it looked like a purple pony with a violet mane.However… it looked like it had a lizard tail and antlers of some sort.
Chimera maybe? was Alphonse’s first guess.
“Oh, hi,” the boy spoke. “I’m Alphonse Elric.” He paused and scanned the creature over once more. “If you don’t mind me asking… what exactly are you?”
"Oh, I don’t mind at all. I like to call myself a draconequusequus, but since that’s a mouthful, I usually just say pony. In short, I’m a chaos spirit!" She teleports next to you and starts tapping on your armor. "Now would you mind explaining why this suit of armor sounds hollow?"
I’ve been fine. And what are you asking about protein for? You mean meat and stuff? Yeah I eat meat.
Good thing I won’t be dead any time soon! *cuddles you*